Le monde est bien fait...

1
- How about your pregnancy? Hasn"t your body suffered?
- mmm no, I'm okay.

2
- Damn, me, it's a complete disaster. My tommy is so striped I can't wear bikinis anymore!

3
- Well, i see it's working hard! What are you all talking about?
- Stretch marks.

4
Sophie. 175 cm. 55 kgs.

5
- Stretch maaarks what a nightmaaaaare! I have LOADS of them, it's hideous!

6
- Right, like YOU have stretch marks?!

7
- Yeah, I grew up too fast and I have horizontal marks all over my legs and laps.

8
- GLORIA ALLELUIA
- There's a justice!